heaven
this is not heaven this is a picture of the ikea parking lot that i took on my way into work at about 8 AM
leonardo dicaprio is going to make such a good gatsby
yeah he’s gonna be a great gatsby
Superneutral
I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing
closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
